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Chronos
Seeking a woman, 18 to 99
Critique of Pure Reason
Immanuel Kant, Paul Guyer, Allen W. Wood“mr. kant...i cannot begin to express how seminal this piece of work is within the history of my mind. if you hadn't written it then i would have had to do it myself.”
Fundamental Principles Of The Metaphysic Of Morals
Immanuel Kant, Thomas Kingsmill Abbott“morality and ethics have no place within philosophical discourse, mr. kant. you should know this. i do, however, enjoy the patterns of your thought.”
Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
Ludwig Wittgenstein“sentences are ambigous. mr. wittgenstein was fully aware of this and decided to banish them from this book. good choice, ludwig. you are a pillar of analytics.”
The Foundations of Arithmetic
Gottlob Frege, J. L. Austin“frege...dear frege...i cried...i loved...you did exactly what i would have done had i been a 19th century mathematician. you are so money that you don't even know how much money you have!”





