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“You can't eat off my floors!”

Hair – Red, Short
Eyes – Blue
Body – Don't trust a skinny chef, Tall
Style – Natural, Tattoos

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52-year-old woman in Portage, MI, United States
Seeking a man, 45 to 65
Naked

Naked

David Sedaris

Goodness - ANYTHING by David Sedaris. I was reading "Big Boy" in my room and laughing so hard that my kids came downstairs to see what the heck was going on. I ended up reading the story...more »

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Switch Bitch

Switch Bitch

Roald Dahl

Ha, ha, ha! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory this ain't! What a wicked sense of humor ;-D

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Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar . . .: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes

Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar . . .

Thomas Cathcart, Daniel Klein

Laugh so hard my sides hurt funny.

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Don Quixote de La Mancha

Don Quixote de La Mancha

Miguel Cervantes De Saavedra

A wonderful read. Such a focused fellow!

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Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe

Neither Here nor There

Bill Bryson

I love this author! He's definitely someone I'd like have a few beers with.

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