“You can't eat off my floors!”
Hair –
Red, Short
Eyes – Blue
Body – Don't trust a skinny chef, Tall
Style – Natural, Tattoos
Eyes – Blue
Body – Don't trust a skinny chef, Tall
Style – Natural, Tattoos
Lexicog
50-year-old
woman
in Portage, MI, United States
Seeking a man, 45 to 65
Seeking a man, 45 to 65
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Switch Bitch
Roald Dahl“Ha, ha, ha! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory this ain't! What a wicked sense of humor ;-D”
Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar . . .
Thomas Cathcart, Daniel Klein“Laugh so hard my sides hurt funny.”
Neither Here nor There
Bill Bryson“I love this author! He's definitely someone I'd like have a few beers with.”
