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“You can't eat off my floors!”

Hair – Red, Short
Eyes – Blue
Body – Don't trust a skinny chef, Tall
Style – Natural, Tattoos

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53-year-old woman in Portage, MI, United States
Seeking a man, 45 to 65


by David Sedaris

Goodness - ANYTHING by David Sedaris. I was reading "Big Boy" in my room and laughing so hard that my kids came downstairs to see what the heck was going on. I ended up reading the story to them...we all collapsed from the laughs.

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Comments (4)


Apr 24, 2015, 1:10 AM

mich305, a 59-year-old man in Fort Lauderdale

“How are you? I came across your profile and it got me interested with you, i am pleased to meet you. I am looking for sincere and honest woman who wants to be loved and appreciated and is capable of loving as well. My true desire is to find the woman who want to be love. Could you be the woman i am looking for? you can mail me michaeldouglas305@yahoo.com”


Apr 24, 2015, 1:08 AM

mich305, a 59-year-old man in Fort Lauderdale

“you can add me or mail me michaeldouglas@yhoo.com”


Apr 24, 2015, 1:07 AM

mich305, a 59-year-old man in Fort Lauderdale

“i will be very happy to know more about”


Oct 17, 2013, 10:19 PM

fgraham, a 43-year-old man in Long Beach

“You are beautiful,lovely picture and i love to know you”

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