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“You can't eat off my floors!”

Hair – Red, Short
Eyes – Blue
Body – Don't trust a skinny chef, Tall
Style – Natural, Tattoos

Lexicog

52-year-old woman in Portage, MI, United States
Seeking a man, 45 to 65

Naked

by David Sedaris

Goodness - ANYTHING by David Sedaris. I was reading "Big Boy" in my room and laughing so hard that my kids came downstairs to see what the heck was going on. I ended up reading the story to them...we all collapsed from the laughs.

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Comments (1)

fgraham

Oct 17, 2013, 10:19 PM

fgraham, a 41-year-old man in Long Beach

“You are beautiful,lovely picture and i love to know you”


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