“You can't eat off my floors!”
Hair –
Red, Short
Eyes – Blue
Body – Don't trust a skinny chef, Tall
Style – Natural, Tattoos
Eyes – Blue
Body – Don't trust a skinny chef, Tall
Style – Natural, Tattoos
Lexicog
50-year-old
woman
in Portage, MI, United States
Seeking a man, 45 to 65
Seeking a man, 45 to 65
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Naked
by David Sedaris
“Goodness - ANYTHING by David Sedaris. I was reading "Big Boy" in my room and laughing so hard that my kids came downstairs to see what the heck was going on. I ended up reading the story to them...we all collapsed from the laughs.”
